Thursday, December 30, 2010

Tips To Celebrate New Year...

A man was lying in bed with his new beautiful girlfriend he met two during new year celebration in one nite-club.

After having great sex ... She spent the next

hour just rubbing and massaging his testicles ...

Something she apparently just loved to do instead of having another sex.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her,

"Why do you love doing that?"

Because ... She Replied ....

"I Really Miss Mine"


Moral of The Story

DON'T ENJOY YOUR NEW YEAR CELEBRATION
LIKE NOBODY BUSINESS.

DON'T DRINK & DRIVE
NO FREE SEX

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL READERS OF MY BLOG.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

A Story Of Appreciation

This is a powerful message in our modern society. We seemed to have lost our bearing & our sense of direction.

One young academically excellent person went to apply for a managerial position in a big company.

He passed the first interview; the director did the last interview, made the last decision.

The director discovered from the CV that the youth's academic achievements were excellent all the way, from the secondary school until the postgraduate research, never had a year when he did not score.

The director asked, "Did you obtain any scholarships in school?" the youth answered "none".

The director asked, “Was it your father who paid for your school fees?" The youth answered, "My father passed away when I was one year old, it was my mother who paid for my school fees.

The director asked, “Where did your mother work?" The youth answered, "My mother worked as clothes cleaner. The director requested the youth to show his hands. The youth showed a pair of hands that were smooth and perfect.

The director asked, “Have you ever helped your mother wash the clothes before?" The youth answered, "Never, my mother always wanted me to study and read more books. Furthermore, my mother can wash clothes faster than me.

The director said, "I have a request. When you go back today, go and clean your mother's hands, and then see me tomorrow morning.*

The youth felt that his chance of landing the job was high. When he went back, he happily requested his mother to let him clean her hands. His mother felt strange, happy but with mixed feelings, she showed her hands to the kid.

The youth cleaned his mother's hands slowly. His tear fell as he did that. It was the first time he noticed that his mother's hands were so wrinkled, and there were so many bruises in her hands. Some bruises were so painful that his mother shivered when they were cleaned with water.

This was the first time the youth realized that it was this pair of hands that washed the clothes everyday to enable him to pay the school fee. The bruises in the mother's hands were the price that the mother had to pay for his graduation, academic excellence and his future.

After finishing the cleaning of his mother hands, the youth quietly washed all the remaining clothes for his mother.

That night, mother and son talked for a very long time.

Next morning, the youth went to the director's office.

The Director noticed the tears in the youth's eyes, asked: “Can you tell me what have you done and learned yesterday in your house?"

The youth answered, “I cleaned my mother's hand, and also finished cleaning all the remaining clothes'

The Director asked, “please tell me your feelings."

The youth said,

Number 1, I know now what is appreciation. Without my mother, there would not the successful me today.

Number 2, by working together and helping my mother, only I now realize how difficult and tough it is to get something done.

Number 3, I have come to appreciate the importance and value of family relationship.

The director said, “This is what I am looking for in my managers.

I want to recruit a person who can appreciate the help of others, a person who knows the sufferings of others to get things done, and a person who would not put money as his only goal in life. You are hired.

Later on, this young person worked very hard, and received the respect of his subordinates. Every employee worked diligently and as a team. The company's performance improved tremendously.

A child, who has been protected and habitually given whatever he wanted, would develop "entitlement mentality" and would always put himself first. He would be ignorant of his parent's efforts. When he starts work, he assumes that every person must listen to him, and when he becomes a manager, he would never know the sufferings of his employees and would always blame others. For this kind of people, who may be good academically, may be successful for a while, but eventually would not feel sense of achievement. He will grumble and be full of hatred and fight for more. If we are this kind of protective parents, are we really showing love or are we destroying the kid instead?*

You can let your kid live in a big house, eat a good meal, learn piano, watch a big screen TV. But when you are cutting grass, please let them experience it. After a meal, let them wash their plates and bowls together with their brothers and sisters. It is not because you do not have money to hire a maid, but it is because you want to love them in a right way. You want them to understand, no matter how rich their parents are, one day their hair will grow gray, same as the mother of that young person. The most important thing is your kid learns how to appreciate the effort and experience the difficulty and learns the ability to work with others to get things done.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Test Your IQ Level...

It is said that only those who has minimum IQ at 120 can solve this mathematical problem...

If
  • 2 + 3 = 10
  • 7 + 2 = 63
  • 6 + 5 = 66
  • 8 + 4 = 96

Then
  • 9 + 7 = ???


Members of um-NO (all wings) are encourage to try...

We Can Achieve More With English...

THE Government’s move to make Bahasa Malaysia a language of unity in this country is an astounding success and all Malaysians have accepted and embraced Bahasa Malaysia as our national language.

It has long been used at all official, unofficial, formal and informal functions and in our national schools and universities. Internationally, most countries recognise our national language.

However, with English as the second main language, and if it is made as strong as Bahasa Malaysia, we can have a great synergy, and therefore much more can be achieved by the country.

Economically, socially, politically and, more importantly, in the field of education, Malaysians will and can achieve much more if we can master two very important languages equally well.

Success will not only be achieved locally but globally, and our people can compete with all the people from all over the world.

Many countries use two or more languages – their national language and English. Countries like Germany, Switzerland, Sweden, Norway, Italy, Spain, Portugal, Brazil, Argentina, India, China, Ukraine, Poland, Romania, etc, are good examples. All these countries are very successful in many areas.

In the United States, besides English, many also speak Spanish, German, Italian and French.

If Malaysians, who are already strong in Bahasa Malaysia, improve their command of English, this country will improve by leaps and bounds.

We used to have one of the best education systems in the world from primary school up to university before the 70s and was acknowledged worldwide. We can always regain that standard.

It can be done without shelving the MBMMBI and all the policies and systems the Government has laboriously and steadfastly put in place.

To start with, converting some national primary schools and national secondary schools into English medium schools would be a good and effective way.

This way, learning English and making our students more proficient in the language can be done without having to spend a lot more. The authorities may also consider channelling some of the allocations already given for the Education Department and schools into this programme.

Getting teachers to teach English should not be a problem as we have many qualified local teachers. If need be, we can recall retired teachers.

It is not impossible for our country to be among the best in the world, not only in the field of education but also socially, economically and commercially, if the leaders are committed to that goal.

The people, I believe, are mostly for it.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Peraduan Teka Gambar...

Soalan peraduan teka gambar adalah mudah saja.

Adakah wanita bertudung tersebut sedang
berbogel
atau
telanjang
atau
pakai seluar?

Lengkapkan slogan berikut......

Saya suka Puteri um-NO-ngok kerana

................................................................
(tidak melebihi 100 perkataan)

Hadiah utama adalah ruang pejabat di Menara Warisan yg bakal dibina selain dari pelbagai hadiah lain bagi jawapan slogan yang paling hampir dengan kesesuaiannya.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Bila Babi Ingin Mendapat Nama....

Saya amat terkezut membaca posting dari seorang bekas pilot Burung Besi TUDM mengenai rancangan seorang pengarah filem dan syarikat produksi yang ingin menerbitkan sebuah filem mengenai pengalaman pegawai TUDM. Postingnya boleh dibaca di sini dan sini.

Keratan akhbar mengenainya juga dipaparkan di bawah utk bacaan semua. Kalo nak baca, klik kat gambar tu kasik besar skit.

Saya setuju sangat kalau difilemkan semula mengenai pengorbanan pegawai dan anggota tentera terutamanya zaman darurat dengan ancaman komunis berada di kemuncaknya. Sekurang-kurangnya, anak muda sekarang boleh sedar betapa kehidupan mereka sekarang ini adalah hasil dari pengorbanan anggota tentera dulu.

Tentera sekarang ni tak leh pakai dahhh... Moral semua dah rendah. Tak kira lagi betapa manjanya mereka. Training lebih skit dah mengadu ke TV3 suku. Tak macam kami dulu-dulu sampai PULADA pun digelar Pusar Latihan Anjing Darat. Yg terkorban sekarang ni pun banyak kerana dadah ajer.

Yang aku tak setuju sangat adalah idea filem ni dikatakan diciplak dari manuskrip XNURIPILOT. Risikan awal menunjukkan yg pengarah tersebut terkedu tak dapat jawap beberapa soalan dari pemiliknya. Ini mengesahkan bahawa beliau telah mencuri harta benda orang lain. Tak kena naya orang tu, perah otak teruk-teruk, senang-senang depa tiru.

Dengan ini aku bertekad untuk melakukan apa saja yg termampu bagi memastikan Mejar Nor Ibrahim (B) dapat mempertahankan haknya dari diciplak. Jangan anggap geng ex-serviceman tiada kabel-kabel yang kuat. Aku nak pastikan filem ini akan hanya diterbitkan SELEPAS MENDAPAT KEBENARAN DARI TUAN EMPUNYA MANUSKRIPNYA YG SEBENAR-BENARNYA SAJA.

Ini mengingatkan aku kepada kejadian banjir di Kedah baru-baru ini bilamana bantuan yg diberikan oleh pihak lain, ada pulak yg mengaku itu dari pihaknya. Siap tunjuk megah duduk di hadapan domoi traktor. Ada ker patut setiap kenderaan terutama geng 4x4 yang ditugaskan menghantar bantuan diwajibkan memasang bendera um-NO...

Sesuai sangatlah tajuk posting aku kali ini terutama untuk orang-orang parti melayu yang kalut pasal bahasa kebangsaan tapi nama parti dok guna bahasa penjajah lagi yg dulu kini & selamanya dok kerja meniru, menipu rakyat.........

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

A Huge Thank You.....

A big 'Thank You'

to each and every one of you, for the impact you had on my life this year. Especially for all the support and e-mails I received, without which, 2010 would have been extremely boring.

Let us take a moment to remember with prayers those who have left us during the year.

I wish you all a magical Festive Season filled with Loving Wishes and Beautiful Thoughts.

And to those who need someone special, may you find that true love.

To those who need money, may your finances overflow.

To those who need caring, may you find a good heart.

To those who need friends, may you meet lovely people.

To those who need life, may you find God.

Before Having Lunch...

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.. "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."