Pening Aku.... Meh Kita Relax Sekejab....

Jabu walked into class every morning with a black eye .

After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it.

Jabu's answer was: "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep On the same bed. Every night my father asks, 'Jabu are you sleeping?' Then I say 'No' and then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye."

So the teacher says to him, "Tonight when your father asks again, keep dead quiet and don't answer".

The following morning Jabu comes to school and his eye is fine, so the teacher breathes a sigh of relief.

But the day after that Jabu comes back with a severe black eye again.

"My goodness Jabu, why the black eye again?"

He tells her: "Mam, Dad asked me again, 'Jabu are you sleeping?... and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my father and my mother started moving{you know} at the same time Mom was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a demented hyena on the bed"...

Then my father asks my mother: 'Are you coming?'

Then my mom says, 'Yes I'm coming, are you coming too?' and my dad answered 'Yes'.

They don't usually go anywhere without me so i said 'Wait for me...

Beban Rakyat Malaysia Yg Sebenarnya.....

Siapa kata harga minyak RON95 naik? Tak percaya lihat kenyataan Menteri berkenaan di bawah ni yg jelas mengatakan bahawa harga minyak berkenaan akan kekal tahun ini iaitu tahun 2010. Tak kan ler Menteri um-NO ni menipu kut. Masakan penerbit akhbar ni berani siarkan berita ni, kang kena saman juta-juta baru padan muka,

Malangnya kita semua kena tipu hidup-hidup. Yang paling malang sekali adalah para pencacai/penjilat parti meLAYU yg dok guna bahasa penjajah sebagai nama parti mereka um-NO. Sokong punya sokong, jilat punya jilat, last-last inilah balasan dari hasil sokongan & jilatan mereka. Haaaaa, padan muka hampa!!! Jangan kata minyak RON95, diesel, gas dan gula pun depa penaik jugak. Wakakakakakak!!!!.... Padan muka hampa, dok kena tarik hidung mcm lembu pun, masih dok jilat pemimpin hampa.

Setelah aku buat homework sikit berkenaan isu kenaikan harga ni, rupanya aku tersilap banyak. Aku bersetuju bahawa kenaikan tersebut tidak membebankan rakyat Malaysia kerana kenaikan adalah sedikit.

Tetapi yang membebankan rakyat Malaysia adalah tidak lain dan tidak bukan....

NAJIB & ROSMAH

dan

Kalau nak menghilangkan beban rakyat Malaysia, kita semua kena hilangkan mereka dari terus memegang kuasa. Lagi baik kalau kita hilangkan terus parti um-NO ni sama sebab semua pemimpin dia sama saja, bukan jaga rakyat tapi nak jaga diri sendiri....

Aku Cabar Semua Ahli um-NO Penang....

Kepada penjawat awam di Penang yang menjadi ahli parti meLAYU yang kecoh pasai bahasa kebangsaan tapi lupa yg nama parti hampa tu pun masih menggunakan bahasa penjajah, aku cabar hampa JANGAN TERIMA wang RM800/= yang diberikan oleh Kerajaan Penang. Kalau dah dimasukkan ke dalam akaun, sila serahkan kembali kerana wang tersebut dikhuatiri dari sumber yang HARAM. Tak kan nak bagi anak-anak makan benda haram.......

melainkan hampa ni memang dari keturunan

HARAM JADAH!!!.....

Masih Adakah Manusia Berotak Lembu???...

Tahniah kepada rakyat Malaysia!!!....

Tiada kata seindah bahasa yg dapat menggambarkan betapa BODOHnya dan LEMBUnya serta BABInya muka para pencacai & penjilat um-NO, sebuah parti melayu yg dari dulu, kini & selamanya hanya tahu menipu sahaja sekalipun tahu bebanan hidup semakin berat demi untuk menjaga para pemimpin mereka agar hidup lebih mewah.

1Malaysia..... Dlm apa-apa pun
RAKYAT YG KENA DULU

Siapa yg membuat bantahan akan dikenakan tindakan. Nampaknya, Malaysia ni akan menjadi sebuah negara komunis suatu hari nanti JIKA para pemimpin sedia ada yg berselindung di balik Ketuanan Melayu dibiarkan terus memPERKOSAkan kedaulatan dan kebajikan rakyatnya. So, tunggu apa lagi. Kalau anda seorang yang memikirkan masa depan anak-anak, berdoalah agar Allah S.W.T melaknat para pemimpin tersebut dengan selaknat-laknatnya. Anda juga boleh memastikan bahawa kerusi jawatan yg diduduki mereka dgn selesa sekarang ni diduduki oleh org lain pulak. Tak rugi kalau kita mengambil risiko sebegini kerana kalau yg baru pun 2 x 5 ajer, kita tukar semula lepas tu daripada kita membiarkan anak-anak menyumpah di kubur kita nanti kerana mendapat masa depan yang teruk.

Aku masih bersedih dan malas nak menaip panjang-panjang untuk menceritakan perasaan GERAM aku kerana letih memikirkan keBODOHAN rakyat Malaysia yg menerima kenaikan harga minyak, gula & gas dengan mengulangi alasan yg diberikan oleh pemimpin um-NO.

Memang kenaikan adalah sedikit tapi chain reaction dari kenaikan yg sedikit tersebut yang akan membebankan lagi rakyat Malaysia.

Seharusnya tindakan di bawah WAJIB dilakukan oleh semua rakyat Malaysia yang masih mempunyi otak manusia dan bukannya otak BABI....Mula-mula kita kencing ke atas muka depa, lepas tu kita kasi penerajang agar mereka menghormati kita sebagai manusia dan bukannya macam ahli mereka yg dah berjaya diLEMBUkan selain berkulitkan BABI

Laughter Is The Best Medicine...

Have you heard about the proposal between KIA of Korea and SUZUKI of Japan to set up a joint venture company in Singapore to build a hybrid car which will be named KIASU? ********* ** ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* Have you seen the Made-in-Malaysia car 'Kancil'? You know, that very little 600 cc car ??? Well, Dr M really wanted to sell it to the US, so when Dr M paid a visit to the White House after finishing formal discussions with George Bush, Dr M checks with Bush to find out if there is a way to sell the Kancil in the USA . After having looked at the brochure, Bush said, You know, I think this 'Kernchill' is too small for us Americans. Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted and finally Bush offered, 'Ok, take this number down. This guy is my good buddy and he's also the CEO of the biggest compact car distributor in North America '. Dr M was satisfied with the meeting and return to Malaysia . The next day he called the number and a lady answered, ‘TOYS R US ', Can I help you' *********** ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* There are three major races in Malaysia - Malay, Chinese and Indian The Malays have the political power and so they set! up the party UMNO, which literally means 'U Must Not Object'. The Chinese, on the other hand, controls most of the economy and they called their party MCA which means 'Money Conquers All'. Then there are the Indians who have no say in politics or economics. They set up their party called MIC. Hence, every parliamentary meeting the Indians would ask: 'Must I Come?'

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One fine day, Prime Minister Goh Chok Tong visited India to meet their PM to negotiate trade terms.
During the lunch break the Prime Minister of India suggested taking PM Goh for a spin in his helicopter and view India’s city lifestyle.

As PM Goh was enjoying the bird's eye view from above, he noticed an overpopulated village with unhygienic living conditions. A man was even shitting in his backyard. PM Goh was fast to comment how unsightly it is and that India’s people are so uncivilised.

India’s PM was so humiliated and vowed to himself that he'll humiliate PM Goh when he gets to visit S'pore. When he really did visit S'pore the following month, PM Goh too offered him a ride in his helicopter to see the Singaporean lifestyle.

For a whole hour, India 's PM was trying hard to spot a fault. Finally he saw a place where people literally littered the streets, and as he had a closer look, he even noticed a man shitting on the grass verge. He quickly pointed out to PM Goh about it and said, ‘You said Singapore was nothing like India. How do you account for this?'

PM Goh looked closer, smiled and replied ‘Aaahhh.. We called that place - Little India '.

A Story For Our Kids...

Pencil: I'm sorry....
Eraser: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
Pencil: I'm sorry cos you get hurt bcos of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller each time.
Eraser: That's true. But I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though one day, I know I'll be gone and you'll replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad. :)


I found this conversation between the pencil and the eraser very inspirational. Parents are like the eraser whereas their children are the pencil. They're always there for their children, cleaning up their mistakes. Sometimes along the way... they get hurt, and become smaller (older, and eventually pass on). Though their children will eventually find someone new (spouse), but parents are still happy with what they do for their children, and will always hate seeing their precious ones worrying, or sad.

This posting is for all parents out there..... Share with your kids making them understand the role of us in having so-called "Anugerah Tuhan"...

Have A Break, Have A Joke...

An Italian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto .

The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband.

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs.
She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.
Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts.
The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
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What were you
Thinking?

Her husband speaks English!
Now get back to your work.

I'm worry about you
Sometimes!

Pekak Badak + Buta Peruk + Otak Lembu.....

Ni fakta menunjukkan Umno penjahanam tanah orang Melayu;

1) 22,000 ekar ( Ya! Dua Puluh Dua RIBU ekar) tanah kerajaan di gadai kepada gergasi KLK (KL Kepong) di Lekir, Manjung.

2) 5,000 ekar di Bruas 1500 ekar kepada MCA di Bandar Baru , Kampar (UTAR)

3) 200 ekar ta...pak kilang simen Perak Hanjoong (sekarang YTL kerana di gadai oleh pemimpin UMNO kepada YTL! ) Ini tanah rizab melayu di Padang Rengas, Kuala Kangsar dekat Highway!

4) Kerajaan Umno/BN Perak gadai tanah kerajaan di beberapa lokasi komersial di tengah bandar Ipoh, Taiping, Bidor , Kinta, dan Perak kepada taukeh-taukeh jika sekiranya BN kembali berkuasa pada 9 Mac 2008 (selepas PRU-12).

5) 9 ribu hektar tanah Rezab Melayu di Selangor telah ditukar status kepada bukan rezab Melayu. Hanya 1/3 sahaja (lebih kurang 3 ribu hektar sahaja yang diganti. Selebihnya jin tanah makan.

6)Pada tahun 1990, seramai 80 orang penduduk di Pantai Chenang Langkawi yang duduk di atas tanah rezab Melayu dihalau untuk membina Pelangi Beach Resort.

7) Pada tahun 1990, sebanyak 930 hektar tanah Rezab Melayu Kampung Mambau Negeri Sembilan telah diambil untuk projek Seremban 2. Sebelumnya terdapat 600 orang yang tinggal disitu.

8) 26,000 hektar (dua puluh enam ribu) tanah rezab Melayu di Tanjung Langsat-Tanjung Pia Johor diambil untuk New Town Ship. Projek yang diusahakan oleh Kuok Brother Collabratioan UEM.

9) 300 ekar tanah Rezab Melayu di Pulau Redang Teregganu kepada Vicent Tan untuk projek perlancungan.

10) Pada tahun 1993, 1000 ekar tanah Rezab Melayu di Kerpan Kedah (tapak sawah yang subur) untuk projek kolam udang.

11) 13 Jun 2008 (Utusan Malaysia) melaporkan penduduk sekitar daerah Kota Tinggi, kecewa dengan tindakan pejabat tanah menolak permohonan mereka mendapatkan tanah seluas 182.11 hektar di Batu 15 Jalan Kulai, Mukim Ulu Sungai Johor di sini. Tanah yang sudah dipohon sejak 20 tahun dahulu telah diberi kepada syarikat bukan bumiputera. Ini siapa punya angkara? PR atau Umno.

12) Akibat kebodohan pemimpin Umno menyebabkan Pulau Batu Putih pun terlepas yang dapat hanya pulau tenggelam timbul (Batuan Tengah dan Tubir Selatan). Kalau air pasang batu tenggelam, kalau air surut maka Pulau Batu itu timbul. Inilah yang disebut oleh Datuk Rais Yatim Menteri Luar menang-menang. Menang pada Umno ialah Singapura dapat pulau yang tidak tenggelam, manakala Malaysia hadhari dapat pulau tenggelam timbul. Ini lah lawaknya pemimpin Umno yang jaga kedaulatan negara.

13) Kampung Chubadak Sentul Kuala Lumpur, sebanyak 273 ekar tanah kampung Melayu tradisi telah menyebabkan kira-kira 160 keluarga telah dihalau keluar kerana pembangunan mega akan dibuat disitu.

14) Tanah rezab Melayu seluas 94 ekar yang diteroka sejak 72 tahun telah terkorban untuk projek Pencala Link dekat Damansara Kuala Lumpur.Sebanyak 840 hektar tanah rezab melayu di Pahang bakal hilang apabila projek ECER (Koridor ekonomi pantai timur)

15) Pengkhianatan Umno kepada orang Melayu telah berjaya menghilangkan tanah rezab Melayu dari 3juta hektar pada tahun 1957 kepada 1.7 juta hektar (1995). Bermakna 44% tanah rezab Melayu yang ditinggal oleh penjajah dengan susut kadar 1.2% setahun.

Nampaknya penjajah lebih berhati perut daripada pemimpin Umno dalam menjaga orang melayu. Kalau tidak disekat maka tahun 2020 tanah rezab Melayu hanya tinggal 30% sahaja. Daripada fakta di atas bolehlah dirumuskan Umnolah pengkhianat dan menggadai tanah orang melayu, Bukan PAS, bukan PKR dan bukan DAP. Sebenarnya slogan Umno “Hidup Melayu” perlu ditukar kepada slogan sebaliknya, iaitu “di mana Umno kuat di situ Melayu merempat”.

SETUJU????