Simple... Create An Issue To Cover Another Issues.

How to resolve an issue easily especially when you can anticipate the said issue cannot be resolved and you are in a hot-soup due to the said unresolved issue?

Simple..... Just create another issue(s) and make it publicized with the assistance of 11 media officers and main stream medias namely Utuseks Meloya, Berita Hairan or TV3suku. No need to mention TV1 lor, understood maaa....

Get assistance from 1001 kind of NGOs in which the members are the same people with different names only. Just wonder if these NGOs have no ROS registration, can we say that they are illegal or famous with Pertubuhan HARAMjadah?

Unresolved Issue	Covered By
Registration of Permanent Resident as voters by SPR with assistance of JPN	JAIS ambushed church
Super speed in approval for citizenship application by Permanent Resident by JPN	JAIS ambushed church
Out-of-court settlement on then MAS Tajuddin Ramli on summon and etc..	MAS & Air Asia swap deal

The above are few example on issues created to cover another issues. There are many more similar situation which require your ability to analyze it.

Why this method of creating issue to cover issue is very effective? Simple answer which anybody with working brain can answer it except those who forget that there is some party using English name but kecoh pasal bahasa kebangsaan

This is the answer:

"MELAYU MUDAH LUPA"
(as once said by Tun Dr. M)

Who Is The Traitors???...

It is not a surprise to note many blogs are serving you with this menu either for break fast or sahur...

"Pagi Tadi Penduduk Tetap, Petang Dah Jadi Warganegara"

You can surf other blogs as well to read further as I'm not going to copy & paste all those articles/postings.

This is a continuation act on revealing the real SPR who act as life-line for Untuk Melayu No Otak towards ensuring they are still in Putrajaya. Simply denying the accusation without any fact & figure does not make SPR seen transparent, impartial, BERSIH etc. It just make the thing worst and I would say they are more piggy than piggies.

Consider these simple chronologies:

1. Biometric registration program for illegal/legal foreign worker especially in Selangor which is being conducted by a company to be link with some menteris and senior police officer.
2. Introduction of biometric system during GE-13 despite having noted the use of indelible ink which is cheaper .
3. Najib wants Selangor back at any cost and many mentris are continuously giving statement on Beer-End big win in GE-13.
4. Now start cracking your head on what does it mean.... Get connected with this link.
   

Therefore, I would say the Untuk Melayu No Otak members are the real stupid traitor. Just imagine those PATI are receiving red carpet but on the other hand, you as Untuk Melayu No Otak who has devoted your soul to the said party being ignored by leaders you elected.

There is no point of discussing further on their stupidity because they have no working brain.

Do You Understand This Jokes?...

A crusty old man walks into a bank & says, "I wanna open a fucking saving account."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated here."

She goes to the bank manager to complain.

The manager agrees such foul language can't be accepted.

They both return to the window and ask the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

Old man: "There is no fucking problem, I just won $200 million bucks in the fucking lottery & I want to put my fucking money in this fucking bank."

Manager: "I see, and is this bitch giving you a fucking hard time sir?"

Moral of the story:

When money talks, nobody checks the Grammar!

Laughter Is The Best Medicine...

For your reading pleasure....

Kuttappan is an Indian.

Kuttappan was bragging to his Boss one day, "You know..... I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone important, and I’m sure I will know them."

Tired of his boasting, his Boss called his bluff, "OK, Kuttappan, how about Tom Cruise?" Kuttappan replies "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."

So Kuttappan and his Boss fly out to Hollywood and knock, on Tom Cruise's door and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts," Hey Kutz!! Great to see you! You and your friend must come in and join me for lunch!"

They have a blast of a time. Katie Holmes even personally packs 2 sets of Masala Dosas, which is of course specially made by their South Indian chef. They bid each other farewell. Although impressed, Kuttappan's Boss is still sceptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Kuttappan that he thinks Kuttappan's knowing Cruise was just lucky. Kuttappan says "No, no, you go ahead and just name anyone else." "President Bush!" his Boss quickly retorts. Kuttappan says "Yes, OK, but I am telling you I don't like him very much, he is very cunning, anyway let's fly out to Washington." And off they go.

At the White House, Bush spots Kuttappan on the tour and motions him and his Boss over, saying, "Kuttans! What a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting. The CIA just informed me Osama is heading for the Pakistan Border, Hey Kuttans, are you still on speaking terms with Osama, maybe you could confirm the information for me? Oh never mind! You and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up." Well, the Boss is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.

After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Kuttappan who again implores him to name anyone else.

"The Pope!" his Boss replies. "Sure! This I like, I've been meaning to see him, he is not keeping too well you know" says Kuttappan. "And I have a lot of friends in Vatican; it's like my second home! And me and the Pope go back a long way, surely this will be a good trip"

So off they fly to Rome. Kuttappan and his Boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Kuttappan says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards, so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." The Boss shakes his head unbelievably and says "Yeah right!!"

Still so, Kuttappan disappears into the crowd, headed towards the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Kuttappan emerges with the Pope on the balcony, waves to the crowds with the Pope and takes leave. But by the time Kuttappan returns, he finds that his Boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to his Boss’ side, Kuttappan asks him, "What happened?" His Boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, and "Who's that on the balcony with Kuttappan?

Blackout News On BERSIH...

As reported by Channel 907...

Kuala Lumpur, 19 July. Dewan Bahasa dan Perkasa (DBP) today confirmed that the word ”BERSIH” will be banned and taken out from the Malay lexicology. The chairman of DBP, Tan Sri Faizal Suresh Abdullah announced the decision at a press conference held at DBP’s main campus at Jinjang, north of the city.

“We are only following the Government directive. They said BERSIH is illegal, so we also follow lah. We are part of the same government, you know. From today onwards, nobody can use the word bersih. Anyone caught doing otherwise can be fined RM 5,000 or jailed for two years or both”, stressed Tan Sri Faizal.

When quizzed by newsmen what alternative words the public could use instead of bersih, Tan Sri Faizal added “we are not stupid. We have already thought about the inconvenience this ban might cause to the public. So, we had a lab, chaired by none other than Datuk Idris Jala, which studied the problem closely. And we came up with a brilliant alternative”.

To a question by Channel 907 correspondent, Lattalilat Thamplom, Tan Sri Faizal said “since this problem was started by that freakin Indian woman, Ambiga, we have decided to replace the word bersih with ambiga. Very clever isn’t it”.

According to DBP "since this Indian woman started the problem, we are going to substitute bersih with her name. Clever isn't it ?"

DBP has released guidelines for this change of terminology that advises the public the right way of replacing bersih with ambiga. Extracts from the guidelines are appended below :

Contoh ayat menggunakan perkataan ambiga

Contoh 1

- Cara lama

-- Murid-murid perlu menjaga kebersihan bilik darjah masing-masing

=> Cara baru

==> Murid-murid perlu menjaga keambigaan bilik darjah masing-masing

Contoh 2

- Cara lama

-- Pantai itu sungguh bersih

=> Cara baru

==> Pantai itu sungguh ambiga

Contoh 3

- Cara lama

-- Kamar itu dibersihkan oleh orang gaji saya

=> Cara baru

==> Kamar itu diambigakan oleh orang gaji saya

Contoh 4

- Cara lama

-- Cuci bersih

=> Cara baru

==> Cuci ambiga

MNN has been reliably informed that many Local councils are now considering using the AMBIGA rating system for assessing cleanliness of restaurants. Instead of the conventional A, B and C or star ratings, restaurants may be rated 1Ambiga, 2Ambiga or 3Ambiga.

Channel 907 - your most reliable source of reliable news

What Happen To Patriot After 9 July 2011

The brave Bersih 2.0 supporters are still active in demanding an improvement in our electoral system. Some of them are wearing a yellow shirt on every Saturday. In fact Sinar Harian has organized a special session discussing the demand.

However, question arises on the where-about supporters of Red Patriot after 9 July 2011. Not to mention PERKASAm and those silat groups. Is Utuseks Melayo able to organize some sessions on it?

Upon surfing some blogs for more information, I came across an article in which copied from Biaqpila would reveal an answer to this question.

During Bersih Rally"Bukan main bangga lagi tuuu..."

After the said day

"Hah, Mat Gian yang Pemuda umPORNO ambik rupanya??"

No wonder the Patriot supporters are quiet. Shame on you!!!

Shame On You PATRIOT...

What a big shame on Pemuda UntukMalayNoOtak for inviting those Mat Bangla & tourists who know nothing about the rally towards increasing the number of Patriot participant. This shows that the UntukMelayuNoOtak youth wing is unable to gather its members in retaliating the Bersih 2.0. Why this thing happen? Simple answer.... The young generations nowadays have a workable brain to think what is right/wrong, their future etc..

Come on KJ & Azeez, don't you have any better idea?

Readers, kindly surf this link and this link for further reference as I look so stupid if I copy & paste the said articles and photos which might dirty my blog.

You all should drink my urine to clean and make your brain work again!!!...

Teach them a lesson by kicking their ass-hole

Have A Break. Have A Jokes...

Don't think about BERSIH or KOTOR issue too much. Laughter is the best medicine. Have a break and continue to think the next cause of action later on with fresh mind towards designing better & best strategies.

A woman goes to the Doctor, with bruises on her face.

The Doctor asks: "What happened?"

The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes

home drunk he slaps me around.

"The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that. When your husband come s home drunk, just take a glass of water & start swishing it in your mouth.

Just swish & s wish but don't swallow it until he goes t o bed & is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh & reborn.

The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with water. I swished & swished & he didn't touch me!

But Doctor, how does the water do that?"

The Doctor says: "The water does nothing at all ...except it's keeping your mouth shut....that does the trick...."