Laughter Is The Best Medicine...

Mr. McA died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body.

As he had no family, they called up his two best friends, Mr. Am-No and Mr. Per-kasa.

Mr. Am-No went in first and the mortician pulled back the sheet.

Mr. Am-No said, "Wah-lau-eh, he's very barbecued like cha siu. But if you would roll him over, I will tell you if he's my friend Mr. McA or not."

The mortician rolled the body over.

Mr. Am-No looked at his ass and said, "Heng-ah! No-lah, dat not Mr. McA."

The mortician was puzzled how he was so sure but he didn't say anything.

He went and got Mr. Per-kasa to check the body.

Mr. Per-kasa looked closely and said, "Aiyoyo, it is true he's burnt very bad, but I need you to roll him over and I can confirm if he's my friend, Mr. McA."

Again the mortician rolled the body over.

Mr. Per-kasa looked down at the ass and said, "Aiyoyo, oh no no, this is definitely not Mr. McA."

The mortician, unable to suppress his curiosity any longer, said, "Okay, you have to tell me now - how can you and Mr. Am-No tell for sure this is not Mr. McA?"

Mr. Per-kasa said, "Well, this Mr. McA, he had two assholes."

"What?!!" the mortician said in disbelief, "He had two assholes?!!"

"Oh yes, everyone in the neighborhood knows this. Every time the three of us go out, people always say,

"Here comes Mr. McA with the two assholes'."