Thursday, May 31, 2012

How Economic TransPORNOmation Work?...


Some example for better understanding.

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the PM's residence. One is from MIC, another is from MCA, and the third is from UMNO. 

All three go with a PM's House-official to examine the fence.

The MIC contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The MCA contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The UMNO contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the House-official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The UMNO contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from MCA to fix the fence."

"Done!" reply the government official.

And that, my friends, is how our new Economic TransPORNOmation works.


Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Jokes Of The Week...


One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose. 

'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see.'

'That's perfectly all right,' replied the snake. 'To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?'

'Well, I really don't know,' said the bunny.. 'I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.'

So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, 'Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!'

The bunny said, 'I can't thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?'

The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, 'Well, what kind of an animal am I?'

The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, you’re cold, you're slippery, and you have no balls..... 

You must be an UMNO POLITICIAN...


Is It True, Seriously?....

Kalau anak buah boleh kata bapak buah dia LEMAH JIWA dan hanya tahu BERKOKOK DI LUAR GELANGGANG, apatah lagi orang yg bukan anak buah.

Bacaan lanjut di sini... 

Sebenarnya bapak buah bukannya lemah jiwa dan berkokok di luar gelanggang tapi di dalam kepala anak-anak buahnya mempunyai hotak yg tiada lain selain daripada cerita dari Ummi Hafilda ajer. 


Wednesday, May 09, 2012

I'm Confuse, Do you?...


SAMBUTAN ULANG TAHUN UMNO KE 66

I'm really confuse here. As I know, UMNO was once being declared as illegal organization (pertubuhan HARAM) by court of law. Later those morons re-registered it with the name of UMNO (BARU).

Now they are celebrating ulangtahun UMNO ke-66 instead of 24.

Can anybody especially UMNO members clarify this matter? Which one is the correct, 66 years or 24?

May I thank you for the clarification made? Tak tahu kita bertanya, bukannya BODOH SOMBONG

 

Friday, May 04, 2012

Minimum Wage Policy....

RM900.00 as announced by PeeM would be our national minimum wage for all industries in Peninsular Malaysia except domestic category. There are pros and cons in any issues which include this minimum wages policy depending on what perspective angle you are looking at and/or which shoes are you in?

As for me, my concerns are:-
  1. Either minimum wage can match the level of productivity of staff towards good ratio on cost vs profit.
  2. Is the inflation will be flying high namely on items which is not controlled by KERAjaan?
  3. Are the staff benefits will be reduced to only basic as required by Employment Act 1955 to substantiate the higher overhead cost?

Of course there are many mores but the above 3 are my priority.

I may not good in economic impact analysis as a result of the announcement of minimum wages but logically speaking, if the cost is higher, definitely the price will follow suit. Simple interpretation without having to have Phd in Economic or butt licking attitude. 

KPDNKK will be down to earth in making inspection on the prices but what can they do for those uncontrolled items. Citing example, can they (KPDNKK) take action if mamak restaurant charging RM1.50 per glass of plain water? The answer is NO as the item is not listed as controlled item. Please refer here for list of controlled items.

The most they can do is checking either there is a price list or not or threat the owner with 1001 actions to be taken. Mind you people are smart and not stupid nowadays. That's all, full-stop leaving all people suffering despite having noted their minimum wage id RM900/month. 

Pity Sawarakians and Sabahans only to get RM800/month even though their cost of living and prices of controlled items is much higher than Peninsular Malaysia. 
  • Maybe because no matter what people there will vote for B-eNd. 
  • Maybe KERAjaan is scare and try to win back people here.
I said MAYBE and this word will refer to its own meaning. 

Well, only time will tell you.....