Thursday, May 31, 2012

How Economic TransPORNOmation Work?...


Some example for better understanding.

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the PM's residence. One is from MIC, another is from MCA, and the third is from UMNO. 

All three go with a PM's House-official to examine the fence.

The MIC contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The MCA contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The UMNO contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the House-official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The UMNO contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from MCA to fix the fence."

"Done!" reply the government official.

And that, my friends, is how our new Economic TransPORNOmation works.


1 comment:

puteri said...

wow~!! i like it!
1K 4 u, another 1K 4 me. hahahaha!

transformasi berjaya
upsss!
transaksi berjaya :) :)