A boy was showing his friend his expensive Omega watch and the friend asked him whom he stole it from.
“I did not steal it,” he replied. “My dad gave it to me.”
“Your dad?”
“Yeah. I walked into his bedroom last night while he was having sex and he gave me this watch as a bribe to get the hell out of there.”
The friend thought that this was a very neat scam so that night he waited outside his dad’s bedroom and just as his dad was about to reach orgasm he charged into the room.
“What do you want?” the exasperated dad asked.
“I wanna watch,” he replied.
“Okay, go sit in the corner and watch but don’t make any noise,” the dad replied.
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“I did not steal it,” he replied. “My dad gave it to me.”
“Your dad?”
“Yeah. I walked into his bedroom last night while he was having sex and he gave me this watch as a bribe to get the hell out of there.”
The friend thought that this was a very neat scam so that night he waited outside his dad’s bedroom and just as his dad was about to reach orgasm he charged into the room.
“What do you want?” the exasperated dad asked.
“I wanna watch,” he replied.
“Okay, go sit in the corner and watch but don’t make any noise,” the dad replied.
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